walk-the-ocean-floor:

THIS IS WAY TOO PERFECT FOR IT TO BE A COINCIDENCE WHAT THE FUCK
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dita-von:

Dita Von Teese http://dita-von.tumblr.com/
sodomymcscurvylegs:

heiseland:

Are you a wizard ? … 

What the fuck kind of Xena Warrior Princess bullshit is this?!
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GOT AN UNCONDITIONAL OFFER FOR TRINITY ST DAVID UNIVERSITY IF ANYONE GOES THERE HMU

A Random Viking Fact I Found Out

jackthevulture:

little-danish-pastry:

nordicphile:

viking-gods-of-metal:

When a viking mistreats his lady, she may cut off his junk and hang it in her home.

Also:

  • Women were in charge of the household’s money because they were believed to be magic and have the ability to see into the future.
  • If a woman divorced her viking husband, he would be shamed for being divorced.
  • Men weren’t even allowed to touch a woman’s hand if she had not agreed to it or he would be punished by law.

VIKINGS

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cricsyxo:

divinedorothy:

egotastical:

divinedorothy:

bisexual people aren’t more likely to cheat in relationships but we are more likely to cheat at cards, while lesbians are most likely to cheat at jenga, and genderqueer people often cheat at mario kart

how the fuck do you cheat at jenga

ask a lesbian

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multifaceted-cactus:

fall-out-lover-boy:

fall-out-lover-boy:

myotpisgay:

myotpisgay:

oregaymi:

do not put minty gum on your nipple!!!! i repeat do noT PUT MINTY GUM ON YOUR NIPPLe 

why not? i want to try it

DO NOT PUT MINTY GUM ON YOUR NIPPLE UNLESS YOU WANT TO EXPERIENCE SATAN LICKING YOUR NIPPLE THEN A DRAGON BREATHING FIRE ON IT

it can’t be that bad

FUCK NEVER MIND IM SORRY. DONT PUT MINT GUM ON YOUR NIPPLE. IT STILL BURNS!!!!! 

what is wrong with this website

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rainbowbarnacle:

hope-for-snow:

At one time, one of Toothless’s animator stuck a ball of duct-tape on his own cat’s tail for reference which ended up perfect for this shot. (actual footage of his cat he used)

AWWWWWW

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  • police: OPEN THE DOOR NOW
  • me: um not if you keep yelling
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