killing-the-headlamps:

Sorry I was speeding, officer. I was listening to Mumford and Sons and the banjo solo came on.

(via p-pantsdown)

hipsterinatardis:

snowmercury:

hauntedpamplemousse:

orcasoup:

those moments when straight people assume you’re one of them and you feel like a gay secret agent

lesbionage

bi spy 

it’s an ace case

Secret gaygent.

(via bitter-feminist)

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int0thenightsky:

soloses:

  • The first character I fell in love with: bart
  • The character who is my ‘baby’: maggie
  • The character who I do not understand: lennie
  • The character that I think the show ruined: ned flanders
  • The most attractive character: milhouse
  • The character death that was the worst for me: maud flanders. i dont think anyone else dies
  • The character that is the most like me: lisa because im a girl and im not cool
  • The character I think the writer(s) love: hommer
  • The character that I just want to be happy: marge
  • My four favorite characters, past or present: milhouse, fall out boy, radioactive man, smithers
  • My four least favorite characters, past or present: lennie, carl, barney, moe

THE BORTONS????
ISNT THIS THE SIMPSONS¿¿¿¿

fathergerard:

WHAT
ask-ashestorture-thedemonvampire:

sakibatch:

altnonfic:

Feb 28, 2013 - By wearing different colored hats, over 2,600 employees at Genentech (in San Francisco) celebrated the 60th anniversary of the discovery of DNA

holy heck this is brilliant!

the science is strong in this one
kngmnmlst:

kngmnmlst:

MY MUM WENT INTO MY ROOM 
AND SHE THOUGHT I SNEAKED OUT

thebeastfromthebigeast:

quackenbuschlight:

i remember one time this dude sent me a shirtless pic with the caption “lol maybe u can save this for a rainy day ;)”

and i was like “for what? to keep me dry? because that’s what it’s doing right now”

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(via metaphysical-thinker)

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